Yeah, so this apparently happened the other night:

Squat poppin…

That’s just not right, man.  I don’t care where you live or what so-called ‘cultural differences’ exist… Taking a dump in public is absolutely unacceptable.

Especially, as it turns out, there is another adjuma trying to run interference by standing in front of you, trying to block peoples’ view..

I mean, seriously, I know it happens that one can’t control their bowels all the time, but really.  You can’t be that far from home if you’re walking on a path surrounded by apartment buildings.  And it’s freezing cold.

The scariest part of this entire thing is that upon further reflection, it’s not all that surprising.