“When you and Jennifer leave Cayman, I’m gonna steal all your mayorships,” a friend said to me the other day.

“As you should,” I replied.

I wonder if Foursquare keeps a running list of all the Mayors of the various places that exist in their database? If they do, I hope they eventually would recognize your previous status. Like when you get elected to office and people have to forever call you by your honorific title.

So it would be nice to come back to Cayman in a few years, check in to Michael’s Genuine and see: ‘Welcome back Mr. Mayor, we’ve missed you.’ And then I’d get my iced Americano and sip it with the contentment that can only come from the joy of reminiscing through the rosiest of rose colored glasses.

Just like they have at Michael’s.